We are here to—-EXTERMINATE ALL ZENOS FOR THE HOLY GOD EMPE—-extract riches from thine land to add to our own coffers—-can I finish—-YES—-yes—-ok we are here to*dies*
Your secret breakdancer, uzbek beekeeper, cloning expert, disco terrorist, forced plumber and random phrase generator.
Looks like Cruu's been fucking around. Fixed everything.
Hey, just because one doesn't have anything to show now, doesn't mean that they may later.
roses are red, your city is gone, i am thomas, the thermonuclear bomb.
I'm just a person-thing that likes good fanfic,fun video games, great food and fantastic animated series (western and anime)
Not really sure what to put here... I guess if you're reading this, post something random on my page :)
Just an ordinary reader who likes HiE stories, where the main characters are charismatic characters who are ready to do anything to achieve their goal, terrifying the inhabitants of Equestria.
heterosexual male, he/him | i like changelings and cuddles with a hint of romance | pfp by me