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The Red Parade


Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?

Mar
22nd
2020

A Review: Spectrum of Lightning · 4:00am Mar 22nd, 2020

TSpectrum of Lightning
Dive into the secret past of Twilight Velvet—mother of the Princess of Friendship—as she embarks on her first guns-blazing adventure with the Whip-Cracking Crusader. Volume 1 of Daring Did: Tales of an Adventurer's Companion
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Have you ever kept a secret from somepony?

How about an entirely different life?

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Jan
30th
2020

Thank You. · 7:29pm Jan 30th, 2020

Two blog posts today, because I have quite a bit of important news. January 2020 has been... wild. I've managed to exceed some of my personal goals on this site and reached some milestones i never thought possible.

To recap,

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Jan
30th
2020

Commentary: Justice, Integrity, and Service · 7:28pm Jan 30th, 2020

Welcome back to another story commentary. It's been a pretty hectic start to 2020 for me, which I'll talk about in another blog post, but today we're going to be turning our attention to the story Justice, Integrity, and Service. Spoilers ahead.

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Jan
21st
2020

Commentary: Said the Sky · 1:24am Jan 21st, 2020

Hey there.

I've decided to start doing a thing where I talk about the stuff I've written. I doubt people care, but it lets me reflect and identify what went right, what went wrong, and what I've got to improve. Oh, and if you haven't read the work, expect spoilers.

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Dec
29th
2019

Fallout Equestria: Dead Tree · 5:42am Dec 29th, 2019

Howdy. Hope you all had a happy holidays, wherever you are! Over the past few days I’ve read a part of Fiaura’s Fallout Equestria: Dead Tree as part of a review swap. I want to preface this by saying this is my first foray into the Fallout Equestria series, and I’m pretty unfamiliar with the genre and Fallout itself. Oh, and the link is mature, so if you want to read it, please check out their profile instead.

Spoilers!

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Dec
7th
2019

what happened to Keter? (5) · 6:29am Dec 7th, 2019

There are four ponies in the orchard.

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Nov
29th
2019

Why are you here lmfao · 4:36am Nov 29th, 2019

Art by Mushroom!

Howdy!

It's once again May, and you know what that means: it's time to crackship!

What is the May Pairings Contest?

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Nov
29th
2019

Mareplane! Explained · 4:33am Nov 29th, 2019

TMareplane!
It's a long road to the airport, a long road you have traveled. But it doesn't matter because your flight has been canceled.
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Highly recommended you read Mareplane! first.

Humor is subjective. that's why some jokes go over people's heads. But that's okay, because I've broken down ever single joke, pun, and non sequitur in Mareplane! so people can hopefully understand it better.

So without further ado, here is every single joke I made in Mareplane!. Oh, and spoilers (duh).

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