Food for thought: if Equestria cut just 2% of its annual friendship budget it could afford to construct a colossal obsidian sphere in Ponyville. On top of the obvious economic benefits, it would be visible throughout all of central-north-ish Equestria and emanate an ominous hum!
aw. was hoping this would turn into one of those completely off-the-wall stories that just gets more and more absurd, but a silly one-shot is nice
I think I need to lie down
AIN'T NO WAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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CURSE YOU EA-NASIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Well, that was certainly something. What exactly that thing was, the world may never know.
I thank you for the story and wish you a happy Easter and Prank Day.
I got too high before reading this and it felt like a waking fever dream by the end
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A copper ingot of especially poor quality.
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Your comment resulted in the expansion of my knowledge.
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:3