There are many things that keep Bulk Biceps awake at night. Here are ten of those things.
My entry for the One Thousand Words contest.
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There are many things that keep Bulk Biceps awake at night. Here are ten of those things.
My entry for the One Thousand Words contest.
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Yea...that's me. That's probably the worst way to go, to slowly lose who you are until you forget how to eat, forget how to breathe.
And there's a family history of both for me.
Things that are gonna keep me up tonight.
1. why does Bulk Biceps have such an active mind?
2. Why is Bulk Biceps more observant than me?
3. Why is Bulk Biceps this intelligent?
4. Apparently ponies feel existential dread to, GREAT!
5. the fact that I actually posted a comment on someone's story for once.
Hit it spot on for all of these, especially the Peeps. You could probably keep going with other ponies both background and main, I'd certainly read it!
Dear liberals,
Sincerely, Ben Shapiro
(Turning Point USA)
There are few things more terrifying in Ponyville than actually paying attention to the world around you. No wonder Bulk stays up at night. (Also, Applejack's talent may include the ability to live off of nothing but apples and apple products... which just raises more questions.) Most entertaining glimpse into the inner life of a kind, lovable soul stuck in a living hell nopony else seems to recognize. Thank you for it.
so true bestie
wow, this escalated quickly! and same
dang, Bulk! you can't be taking Rainbows literally like that!
honestly, same. also, it's fun to start the Applejack paragraph with "honestly".
this is true, but i chalk it up to ponies being magic and weird
idk, maybe they're magical, nutritionally complete, macronutrient-balanced apples? with how the Apples talk them up that is what i would expect!
hehe, i always love replacing "God" with "Celestia" in common human phrases. really makes you think!
aww, those two are the usual ways writers solve the whole Celestia being so aloof thing
i mean, given how they haven't been very helpful in all the past crises, it seems like what she's doing now is working! but yes, that is a disturbing amount of domestic terrorism when one sits down and counts it out like that
aww yeah, but i figure if Pinkie isn't diabetic at this point then who knows what pony diets have to do with anything
aww, that is so sweet on Bulk's part! i wish that Gummy would give him some solace
oof, yeah. this one is really scary to me, too, and i can't think of anyone who it wouldn't be scary to! it sucks
and of course, great way to stick the landing with something lighter that is all too #relatable! i am this way with shortbread cookies, there's just something about that combination of savory and sweet
Bulk Biceps in canon is an interesting mix of being both fitness-obsessed gym rat and a timid, anxious, and awkward mess of a pony. there is something charmingly straightforward about how he approaches all of these varyingly universal anxieties, and it is interesting to think that it is a result of him being a sane pony in a world that is very much not. interesting to think that the sight gag background pony would be the most #relatable in the end!
excellent stuff here, thank you for it!
I got the honor of giving this story 👍 #50, which I had to do because Bulk actually likes Peeps. There's not much in this world that I hate more than people who don't like Peeps! Do you also hate puppies and kittens? Does a laughing baby throw you into a homicidal rage? Do you want to make Fluttershy cry!?!?
Thank you for writing a Bulk Biceps story without making him yell "YEAH!!!" or "P is for Ponyville!!"
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"YEAHHHH!!! 'P' IS FOR PEEPS!!!!!"
Then I'm gonna pile up on the couch, eat nothing but Peeps, drink nothing but Dr. Pony, and gain a thousand pounds!