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This story is a sequel to Twilight's Final Salvo


The School of Explosions was co-founded by Twilight and Discord, owing to their shared love of explosions. Gathering teachers from all over Equestria, shenanigans will happen as they try to teach creatures the art of explosions.


The chapters are not in chronological order, but I will leave a date before every chapter to try and leave a coherent timeline. Chapters will update whenever I get an idea, so updates will be irregular.

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Comments ( 43 )

Part of me wonders if it would be possible to pull in characters from other shows/stories; characters that are big on explosions and might give guest lectures.

oh This is going to be a ride fill will joy and TnT what more can one ask for

Ooooo, fun! If Discord is on staff there are endless possibilities.

Here, let's try something somewhat similar to the movie Speed that could give you a challenge—

If Zecora is a potions teacher, a student could be creating a potion that goes awry and has a mini explosion of its own, and somehow causes everyone to get stuck in the room (I dunno, be creative). Then it causes anyone that it gets splashed on to speak in couplets like her. Then, if anyone that wasn't splashed in the room doesn't speak in couplets themselves, something in the room explodes.

TL;DR— Write in rhyme. :derpytongue2:

Didn't Celestia bar twilight from blowing any creature up for the next 1000 years? :facehoof: Doesn't Discord count? Did Twilight break the rules?

It's a good thing Discord can be blown up without dying. Things wouldn't be as big a blast with him gone:rainbowlaugh:

Maybe there could be a test for the students to create the biggest explosion and have it accidentally blow up Twilight's castle--the one in Canterlot that is. Or just blow up her now-former castle.

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TNT is for wimps. REAL explosion enthusiasts use hexanitrohexaazaisowurtzitane with a chlorine trifluoride sauce. I hear it pairs rather nicely with a cold glass of dioxygen difluoride. Why yes, I am crazy, how did you know? :pinkiecrazy:

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I'm sure Celestia will make an exception for Discord.

Probably goes like this

"What about Discord?"

"Well, he's immortal. I'm not gonna really pay attention...if you know what I mean?":trollestia:

":twilightoops:"

looks like a story we could get a real bang out of. I'm in.💥

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True TNT is not that strong But you got to start whit the low levels on the explosion list and make your way up from there, TNT to start the party And then you can go to the big bangs, I don't suffer from insanity i enjoy every minute of it

You sure the school wasn’t founded by Michael Bay?

"Whlep looks like lavander dynamite is at it again I suppose..." Quote from Celestia

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Only if it full of oddly racist caricatures, pointless nostalgia, Megan Fox and the raping of 80's franchises for a quick buck.

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Twilight is now the ultimate authority in the kingdom. As such she can repeal any and all laws, contracts, and/ or decrees previously made that she wishes to. Any objections would be consider treason, punishable by being immediatetly exploded.

In short Celestia forgot to consider the fine print. :twilightsmile:

Kind of wonder what the first meeting between Trixie and Twilight would be like when Twi has a thing for explosions. I could easily see the entire episode just being them comparing various compositions of gun powder.

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Honestly I'd say Trixie would probably come to rely on Twilight for her shows, I mean Twilight could have figured out or develop anything Trixie might need for putting on a bit of flash. Mixing in magic will make it even better! Imagine a firework that produces a single ball of light, but instead of fading it sends out little pulses of various colors until it fades?

Mat: Gets his waybill for the day and it reads: 2 tons of dynamite to School Of Explosions. Ponyville, Equestria. Hazard Class A. Hazard Class 1.1 #0209 placard required.
His boss: Shrugs.
Mat: I don't get paid enough for this.
Boss: Same.

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Worth mentioning here how Megumin's signature spell actually works. While they don't actually have the needed science to use that terminology in-universe, it sounds like she's converting things to antimatter in order to turn whatever she wants into the best possible bomb.

The chapters are not in chronological order

You are aware that it lets you publish chapters that aren't the last one, right? You can publish them in chronological order... without publishing them in chronological order. That is to say, you can publish chapter 3 before chapter 2, but still have then show up in ascending numeric order. Just drag them around.

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That sometimes messes with notifications.

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So publish, *then* drag... Or are you referring to the unread chapter counts on bookshelves?

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/me wonders who will get that reference...

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She didn't blow him up... just converted him to something else.

Comment posted by Pandas Delightful deleted Nov 14th, 2021

...what just happened

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rhyming hilarity ensues

So the class just recreated the potion of flyte?

This reminds me: In IDW comic issue 67 (main series) Tempest is discussing Equestria's lack of military preparedness with Princess Cadance, asking: "Where's the princess of hoof-to-hoof combat? Where's the princess of military air supremacy? Where's the princess of explosions?"

Adding Tempest to the mix would certainly be amusing.

... okay, THAT is awesome <3 Inflicting it on Discord is priceless!

“What was that potion?” Discord blinked in surprise. “I’m not sure of the exact notion- OH COME ON!”

LOL. :rainbowlaugh: Now it is time for discord to make a rhyme!

Zecora stared at the fizzling broken half of the beaker that a student just broke.

Come on, is that the only explosion in this entire chapter? I feel cheated. :trollestia:

So the potion they were making sounds like it might be a Poison joke bomb Sounds like one hell of a party bomb, Pinkie will be ordering a flew of these if she is not making them her self

Reap what you sow I suppose.

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YES!!

Now I as that as a side story!

relocated from Twilight's Final Salvo

ah alright i knew i had read this somewhere

could just shove it in the mane. in space, he will not harm anyone

“What was that potion?” Discord blinked in surprise. “I’m not sure of the exact notion- OH COME ON!”

AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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