Princess Luna has picked up an itch in a rather personal and intimate place. After an embarrassing conversation with her sister, she goes to the castle infirmary to have it dealt with. An unsympathetic doctor and an eccentric nurse do little to ease her mind.
that thud the people living in the barracks floor below me are probably wondering what the hell that noise was, this is one of those stories that make me laugh at the silliness of something so simple, oh, and the sad thing is that my medic bag has similar band-aid's in it, though none have been used in such a way
Throughout this entire story I couldn't stop thinking "U wot m8?"
Nicely done and well handled. After a stressed out day, not a bad way to start off with a grin from some innocent medical comedy.
Luna,
If I know Celestia that little stunt with the bandage earned the nurse a bonus
Wow...just wow....
3462828 All Whiskies are dicks at heart. Its in the paperwork for enlisting.
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I'm not a whiskey, just a 19k who is stuck in infantry land so he's picked up quite a few interesting tricks and such as I've had to 'prove' myself useful to the infantry assholes who are convinced I cannot be of any use in any way
3467671 Oh, damn. I'm sorry.
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for what?
Through a chain of mental association, this reminds me of the 1st time I saw 1 of my girl friend's Vinegar Douches. I'm like "WTF, man I've been putting that stuff on lettuce." She Was Not Amused.
#17 on Reasons Why I Don't Eat Rabbit Food
Being an earth pony nurse would suck.
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You want me to wash her what?