Alicorn of Mischief

by GamePlayer64

Chapter 2

Getting to know around the neighborhood

Random and his family stared at the girls, and he looked at Digger who just shrugged his shoulders. "You know if you keep your mouths open, you will swallow a hummingbird." Fluttershy quickly closed her mouth.

"Oh my, I hope no poor hummingbird went in my mouth." The twins grinned.

"We didn't see one flew in." said the both. Fluttershy sighed in relief, but Twilight was still in shock

"Uh… excuse me but HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW OF PRINCESS CELESTIA?!" She screamed at them which made Lil' Miracle cried and Random was calming her down

"Shh… There, there, my little Miko. The baka pony will apologize for making you cry, right?" Reflecting Glare looked at her

"Right?" Twilight backed away by Reflecting Glare's voice and nodded

"Oh… I'm deeply sorry Lil' Miracle, was it?" The guys nodded at the same time "I'm very sorry for making you cry." She looked at her and giggled which made Twilight smile "And you never heard of Princess Celestial?" They shocked their heads

"Never heard of her or seen her in Trusting Trades or Japon or Chineigh." He summoned a map of some land, islands and sections that Twilight never had seen "Or any of these places unless…" The girls and Spike move their heads closer

"Unless?" Twilight asked,

"Unless she couldn't go there because of that unnatural raging waves and dangerous storms that sink any ships and blow away any Pegasi that tried to remove them then gave up that are now gone." Twilight was curious and confused

"How did you know about it and how did they disappear?" Random and his brothers smirked and puff out their chests

"Simple like honey mix with caramel and chocolate cookies, we found the source of the mystery, solved it with ease and I got me a souvenir to proof it." Reflecting looked shivered in disgust and Rainbow notice it

"What's with him?"

"He remembers that I got eaten by a whale, but I escape through the front door, thank goodness." They stared at me with disgust except for Pinkie.

"It's true and I got that…" Reflecting covered his mouth and shocked his head "O.K. never mind that before we check the town and tour the whole place. (Eerie voice) Who… are… you… all?" said Random in Twilight's face which creeped her out.

"Uh… Princess Twilight Sparkle but you can call me Twilight or Twilight Sparkle." The twins looked at her and grinned

"Ok Twilight or Twilight Sparkle." Random looked at her and was unimpressed "No offenses but you don't look like a princess to me."

"Uh… what do you think a princess looks like?" Random put some thought into it

"A crown and powers that no living thing as seen before or something like that."

"The crown is in the castle and the power of friendship." Random stared at her with a blank face.

"Sorry but I don't see it." Twilight was baffled that for once in her time as a princess; he doesn't believe her for once

"Well... that's a shock."

“What is? That I don't believe that you’re a princess or I said that you are a princess, but I don't see it." Twilight was about to speak but paused

"Wait what?!" Pinkie jumped in front of Random

"I'm Pinkie Pie, itssogotomeetyouandyourfamily. Iwillthrowyou6partiesinoneoryourhappinessback! WOO-HOO!" R.G. and Zeshaman sweat dropped as Random grinned

"Alright! She's the fun one!" R.G. smacked himself in the head

"Not another Random."

"My name isn't Random, its Pinkie." Random took out a box.

"Here's a gift for being funny." Pinkie looked at and gasped.

"What is it?"

"Rice crackers."

"Are they tasty?" Random nodded "Yum." she bounce away from them.

"Hi, I'm Fluttershy." She said softy.

"Hi Butterfly." Said Wreck-It

"Fluttershy."

"Clutterwhy?" Said Fix-It

"Fluttershy."

"Oh... Hello Fluttershy." Said Random

*hiss* They looked to down to see Random's pet

"There you are, I was worried, Screams." He petted Screams as he shakes his tail.

"Oh what an adorable skunk!" The rest of the girls except for Pinkie who was eating the crackers back away in disgusted in fear of sprayed "But why do you call him Screams?"

"When anyone sees him, they always scream. You take care of animals, yes?" Asked Random

“Yes... how did you know and is that a problem?" worried Fluttershy.

"No, it isn't, I just need someone to watch Screams while I and my bros see the town. Is that ok with you?" Said Random.

"Oh no, it's ok, I'll take care of him." Screams climbed onto Fluttershy's back and wrapped his tail around her.

"That means he likes you." Fluttershy smiled as Screams took a nap.

"Hiya dudes, the name’s Rainbow Dash." They looked up to see someone above her head

"Lil' Miracle, get down here." Rainbow looked up to see a baby Pegasus flying over her head

"Wait... she's a Pegasus?! They're jaws dropped "And she a natural flyer, sweet!" Some of them groaned at Rainbow's remark.

"She's very special as you all think, she also has a nickname we call her ‘Blink’." Said Zeshaman which confused the girls

"Why is her nickname Blink?" Pinkie asked nicely.

"One thing; don't blink in front of her." Said Random with a sly grin. They started at the flying baby until they blinked at the same time and "poof" she's gone. Rainbow was shocked and impressed by her speed.

"Whoa... where she'd go?"

"She's on the baby dragon." Said Random pointing at Spike as they turned their heads to see Lil' Miracle pulling on Spike's eyelids. Twilight freaked out

"Oh please, don't do that!" R.G picked her up as she let go of Spike's eyelids as they snapped back, waking him in pain.

"Ow..., what happened? Why my eyes hurt?" Question Spike.

"Lil' Miracle pulled your eyelids." Said Pinkie while Spike was left confused. Rarity trot in front of Random.

"Darling, I couldn't help but noticed that fabulous cloak your brother uh... Zeshaman was it, wearing. I have never seen fabric like that before. Where on Equestria did he obtain it?" Random pointed at R.G.

"He got it from R.G., he's the only one who can get it and makes long scarfs out of them since he hates the cold." Rarity was surprised and nervous on asking him for that material. "It's ok, he's not angry at everything, he just looks that way." Zeshaman looked at Applejack as he had Lil' Miracle was on his back sucking on her hoof.

"Howdy there, the names Applejack. Nice to meet another Zebra friend around 'ere."

"Another Zebra, I must meet. Prepare some food, given in a sheet." Applejack saw Random was sweating madly and was worried.

"Now I hate to be rude but is your brother Random ok? He's sweating up a storm." She asked

"We have meet challenge we have face. He has a bad back, so he must wear that brace." Applejack senses something strange of what Zeshaman said, like he wasn't telling the truth, but Digger interrupted.

"Hey Random buddy. (Random turned his head) Me Digger have to take Gem home for her nap." Gem was sleeping in his paws with her paws around the gem she found.

"OK, Digger. Here's a gift from me to the little one." Four gems floated towards him and quickly he picked them into a small figure of Gem holding the gem she's found.

"Thank you, buddy. Come visit our caves when you want, and we dig like before."

"Once a member of the pack, always a member." He and Digger paw/hoof bump as he tossed the figure to him as he headed home with his brothers. "He's certainly change a lot when we meet, right?" R.G. and Zeshaman nodded "His size has help him in his digging game, but his heart as always remain the same."

"*Happy groan*" Random grinned as he looked at the Main 6 and Spike.

"So honor guests or our breakfast, can you help us as being our tour guides to show your town so we can buy some wares, sell our wares, trade our wares, search for work and maybe give our boys a chance to make friends their age." Random, Zeshaman and R.G. got on the ground using the Dogeza bow "Please will you show us your hometown." Twilight was embarrassed by them bowing to her and her friends.

"We be honored to show you, but you don't have to bow because I'm a princess." They looked up and were confuse

"We're not bowing because you’re a princess." This time Twilight was confused

"Huh?"

"We're bowing because we're asking politely." Zeshaman and R.G. nodded in agreement.

“Wait... serious?" Pinkie appeared in front of them which made the twins flinch

"Serious." Said Random.

"Serious, serious?"

"Serious, serious."

"Serious, serious, serious?"

"Serious, serious, serious."

"Serious, serious, serious, seri-mmpph!" Rainbow covered her mouth

"We get it already!" The twins looked at them

"So... can any of you Madamusu can show our dads around town, please." They split up into three groups; Twilight and Rarity went with Random Mystery, Pinkie and Fluttershy went with Reflecting Glare and Applejack and Rainbow Dash went with Zeshaman as Spike watches the CMC, the twins and Lil' Miracle.

Twilight Sparkle and Rarity with Random Mystery
"Well darling, this is the Carousel Boutique; where it not only my home but where I design the most fabulous outfits though out Equestria." Random looked through her window and saw the dresses

"Huh... uh..." Rarity was nervous and worried.

"Is there something wrong? I do have some suits for stallions like yourself."

"Oh no there's nothing wrong, I usually see kimonos, geisha outfits or theater costumes in window displays but this is the first time, I seen dresses for once."

Rarity wanted to say something, but she was curious on what he said,

"Excuse me darling but what are kimonos?" He looked at her.

"These traditional garments use for festivals, parties and for those who are into fashion." Rarity's eyes widen and imagined all the inspiration of the kimonos will bring to her boutique.

"How glorious! I must have them! (She grabbed him and shake him like a rattle) How much will you sell them to me for?!" Random's pupils bounce around in his eyes as he grabbed his head.

"Whoa... Calm down. Major problem Rarity, I only have kimonos mostly for stallions and colts and one for a baby, but I can help you make one for you size and find the right patterns for you and your future customers." He said which Rarity hugged him.

"Thank you darling, I can also make you something that can cover up that dreadful old back brace." Random felt hurt

"Dreadful?"

"I'm so sorry darling but yes dreadful."

"But this was given to me by my mother." Rarity was shocked and Twilight face-hoofed herself.

"I... I... I AM SORRY! I have never thought that repulsive thing was a gift from a caring mother! (WAAHH!)" Random looked at Twilight while he was surprised.

"Does she sometimes breakdown in sadness?"

"You have no idea." Random patted Rarity on the head

"Hey, it's cool; I don't mind really." Rarity wipe her tears and look at him "It was a mistake, and everyone makes mistakes since you learn from your mistakes." Rarity smiled.

"You're truly a gentle colt."

"Thank you but I hate to be rude, but your makeup is running."

"Oh (SNIFF) thank, please excuse myself as I freshen myself up." Rarity went back to her boutique.

"I really hold a grudge, but it was a simple mistake. "Do not let anger get a hold of you, let the calm winds of forgiveness sooth your anger." Twilight smile at what Random said "Like my dad says "Never start a fight. (Twilight was happy to hear his father's wisdom) Unless you meant to start a fight, then beat the blood out of them with no regrets!" Twilight thoughts then shatter after hearing that

"Wait, WHAT?!"

"That's right! Male or Female, a fight's a fight! Screw the genders! Mother knows best." Twilight then paused to gather her thoughts.

"Wait? Your mother told you that?!"

"Of course, to protect yourself, your friends, your family and your loved ones from anyone or anything that dares to harm them." Twilight was mortified and amazed at the same time. "Our mom is still a shrine maiden in heart and powerful as a shogun in body. She almost look like... that muscular Pegasus over there." Twilight looked to see who Random pointing to was and saw Bulk Biceps lifting a barbell. She tried to imagine a muscular mare "Plus she's beautiful as a maiden." Now she's imagining a beautiful mare with a muscular body "With wings stronger than a dragon."

Twilight paused a second "Wait, wings?" Random looked at her

"Yeah wings, my mom's a Pegasus and my dad's a unicorn." Twilight tried not to be rude with Random's description of his mother.

"So... what does your cutie mark represents?" He looked at her with an unsure look.

"Why do you want to know? Does it represent chaos? Does it represent destruction, or does it mean an opposite gender!?" He said, which freaked out Twilight.

"Uh... what?" Twilight spoke

"Just kidding, it means mysteries. I wonder about everything I think or hear." Answered Random

"Even about the origin of the Alicorn race?" Asked Twilight.

"Yes, and possibilities of alternate worlds and mysteries of order and insanity. Imagine, we were beings of chaos or a different race or gender or we became some sort of evolved advance Hominoideas with no fur." Twilight's mouth nearly dropped.

"*nervously laugh* where do you get an idea? I mean that's scientifically impossible *laughing*" Random stared at her.

"You been there before, didn't you?" Spoke Random.

"I... uh... *unbearable blabber*" Baffled Twilight.

"You been there, and it was amazing! Right?" Said Random, happily.

"Amazing isn't quite the word I'm looking for." Said Twilight.

"But your, friends, your family and your loved ones, you knew are there but completely different." He said with amazement.

"I know you're excited about that world, but have you meet a unicorn named Sunset Shimmer?" Asked Twilight, Random put his hoof on his head.

"Nope but have you ever wished you brought something from there to here?" He asked

"Well I have but after what Sunset Shimmer did with the Element of Magic, I decided it would be best if anything from our worlds should be separated."

"Oh, I understand." Twilight was confused

"You do?"

"It's like if you went to the past and tried to stop something horrible but it has frightening consequences for the future." He said which made Twilight looked at him

"Are you being serious or being random, Random? (I can't believe I said that.)" Random grinned.

"That is the mystery, you need to solve Twilight Sparkle-Hime."

"Hime? Is that your word for "princess?"

"Yes, but to be honest, where my brothers and I are from. We don't have Himes, only Enperā, Kōgō, and a Purinsu. (He looked at Twilight who was trying to understand what those words mean) an emperor, an empress, and a prince.”

"Oh! That's different then I was thinking." Answer Twilight.

"Here's a painting of our Lord of Darkness!" "He summoned a scroll and unrolled it to reveal a painting of a Alicorn stallion with a coat black as the night with no stars, with a red blood mane with metal claws equip on his front hooves, flying over an army of monsters with the moon behind him bleeding blood. Twilight turned white and fainted at the sight of the scroll painting. "Twilight...? Twilight... are you ok?" Rarity came out with her make-up back on.

"Ah... much better. Twilight darling, are you alright?" Asked Rarity.

"I'm betting she was amazed by the painting of my Enperā, and I haven't even shown her the painting of my Kōgō.” Random summoned another scroll and unrolled it to Rarity to reveal a beautiful Alicorn mare with a coat white as the clouds and crimson markings on her, with a flowing mane of a brush with the tip of ink at the end, wearing a beautiful kimono flying standing over a field of flowers and under a huge cherry tree and a floating island in front of a red sun. "Random... she's..." She was about to faint, but she brought a sofa with her magic and faint on it. Random tilted his head and saw a grey Pegasus mare with a blonde mane and eyes looking at different directions, with bubbles as her cutie mark with a little filly that looks like exactly her, but she was a unicorn.

"Excuse me miss?" Said Random.

"Yes?"

"Does Miss Rarity always bring a couch whenever she faints?" He asked

"Uh... yes?" Answer the Pegasus mare.

"Oh... OK, thanks for telling me that, I thought I was going crazier then I'm normally am. So nice to meet you, I'm Random Mystery, one of the new neighbors." He gave a big grin and pulled out rice in the shape of balls in plastic in a basket "Here's a gift from me, snacks from my hometown." She grabbed it and smile.

""Oh, thank you for the snacks. I'm Derpy Hooves and this is my daughter, Dinky." Introduce Derpy and she showed Random her daughter.

"Nice to meet you and I hope my boys will be good friends with your daughter and my brothers and I become good friends with you."

"I hope so too. I'll even give you a basket of my favorite muffins for your family."

"Thanks, and now I got to wake up my tour guide." He summoned a bucket of water and tossed the water at them

"*GASP* what happen?" Twilight asked.

"You both fainted for no reason."

"What happens darling? (She saw the bucket that Random was holding) Did you used water?! I need a mirror!" She looked at her reflection in a window glass and screamed in horror "I NEED TO REFRESH MYSELF AGAIN!" She ran back into her boutique.

"She’s too overly dramatic."

"I know."

"Speaking of dramatic, I wonder how my bros are doing?" Twilight saw the painting again and fainted as Random had a huge sweat drop on the back of his head.

Pinkie and Fluttershy with R.G.
*GROWL*

"And this is the key shop where we get our keys, and there's Twilight's Castle of Friendship and there's Twilight's library where it got smashed, and over there is Sugar Cube Corner and there's the quill shop and blah, blah, blah, blah!" R.G. grinned his teeth in anger as his mind turned her words into "blahs" "And blah, blah, blah and the Town Hall and the farmers' market!" R.G. remember what he has and quickly pulled it out; a huge lollipop from his cloak pocket "Blah, blah, blah and blah, blah, blah!" And stuff it in Pinkie's mouth. "Mmmm... is it orange flavor?"

"*Groan* super sweet and sour."

"Sweet and what?" Then Pinkie's mouth puckers into non-existent leaving a lollipop stick which surprised Fluttershy

"*Gasp* is she alright?" R.G. pulled a wrapper from his cloak pocket and showed it to Fluttershy. "Oh... Super sweet and sour; big time sour, big time sweet. Warning don't put entire pop in mouth or will cause entire mouth to pucker. Will take 4 hours to de-pucker." Pinkie was waving her hooves and mutter "Oh don't worry Pinkie." Said Fluttershy "You'll talk in 4 hours." Pinkie whimpered. R.G. pointed to her mouth.

"Have sweet treat for 4 hours." She tasted it and cartwheel in delight

"Is it that good?" She nodded at a fast speed. Fluttershy remembered the wrapper. "Oh... big time sour and big time sweet." R.G. moaned and trot away as Pinkie jumped on his back. He stopped and looked at her as she pointed to other buildings. "I think she still wants to show you Ponyville, if that's ok with you." R.G. moaned and followed Fluttershy.

Rainbow Dash, Applejack with Zeshaman
"So... your brothers are little weird." Said Rainbow Dash.

"RAINBOW!" AJ yelled at her.

"It is something you already seen; it is ok like growing a bean." Answer Zeshaman.

"Sorry, but one of your brothers looks like a stone-faced scarecrow and the other one is a storm of sweat. No offense." Said Applejack.

"It is alright, I don't mind. It will come when you're in a bind." Applejack and Rainbow Dash looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders.

"What the hay does that even mean?!" Rainbow Dash shouted at Zeshaman.

"It means that what you see, won't affect those around me." He answered

"Huh?"

"Ah' reckon he means if his brothers change something about them, they won't affect our friendship with them."

"Wait... you can understand him?" Said Rainbow which annoyed A.J.

"Never mind." Zeshaman shrugged his shoulders and keep seeing the sights of Ponyville.

Back to Random as he was heading home with Twilight in a wheel barrel as Rarity was examining the scroll of Empress Amaterasu's kimono with ideas for dress designs. Twilight woke up and was surprised to see where she was "Huh? What?"

"Good afternoon, miss takes-a-nap. Was your royal nap refreshing?" Random asked.

"Uh... sorry for that, it's just..."

"You were frightened by the sight of the Lord of Darkness." She blushed in embarrassment as she got off the wheelbarrow.

"I'm very sorry for saying this, but he is more frightening then Tirek, King Sombra, Queen Chrysalis and Nightmare Moon combine!" Random tilted his head and stared at her.

"Really? Even if the painting is centuries old; he's not that frightening when you get to know him better. He just has a frightening appearance who slain over a million dark beings, and I don’t know who any of those three are." Twilight was confused by hearing the slain part, but she declares it nonsense since she believes Random has an active imagination.

"Trust me, they're very scary."

“Hmmm... ok if you say so. Sorry again for frightening you." Twilight shock her head and waved her hooves.

"No, no, no! I'm sorry for fainting. I didn’t get a chance to learn about your emperor and didn't get the chance to show you around Ponyville." Random shrugged his shoulders

"It's ok Twilight-Hime, your neighbors pals were kind enough to show me the whole town for you since you took your nap."

"Really?"

"Yep and they told me interesting stories about you and your pals; like changing a princess back to her old self, an army of parasites eating the whole town, a Draconequus spirit of chaos, a Changeling Queen and her hive of Changelings, a king of an empire of crystals and a demonic centaur that stole every pony races magic and talents!! So swick!!" He screamed with excitement which surprised Twilight by his reaction by hearing her adventures but was confused by the word he said.

"Swick?"

"It's a combination of sweet and sick. Swick." Twilight paused for a moment and smile while trying not to hurt his feelings for a word that not a word.

"Oh... that's... very creative."

"Thanks, and just to be honest; I thought this side was kind of boring but after hearing those adventures sound amazing but compared to my adventures with my family, well it's more violent than yours. I mean we face destruction, explosions, demons, corrupt divines, ancient ruins, treasures, explore lost civilizations, avoiding deadly traps and collecting mythical objects of magic and spirits while fighting off freaks and monsters that want to eat your flesh and drink your blood." Twilight was dumbstruck

"What?!"

"Oh, that's simple, its all-"

"(Sigh delightfully)" They turned to see Rarity was out of her state of inspiration.

"Never mind, I’ll tell you later... if I remember." He said while trotting to Rarity.

"Oh my... what just happened? All I remember is see the most... oh what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Divine?"

"Yes! That's the word! A divine painting from the heavens itself! That manage to bring tears and beauty to many ponies' eyes!" Random clapped his hooves in amazement.

"Wow... that was a swick saying on how the painting touch your soul." Rarity looked confused.

"Swick?"

"I'll tell you later." Twilight peeked of the painting of what Rarity was staring at and saw a painting of a female Alicorn mare with a pure white coat with crimson markings wearing a what Random said a kimono of floral fields, oceans and the sky with a flowing black ink-link mane flying over an island in the sky. “Oh my... Rarity was right. It is divine. But why did she marry the Lord of Darkness?" She muttered Random, Twilight and Rarity went back to where went the Vardos were parked and saw the others were already there. "Hey... the rest of the gang is here." Random waved and the rest of his family and Pinkie waved back. The twins charged and tackle Random to the ground

"Dad! We're happy your back!" They both said simultaneous. Random hugged them

"I'm happy that your happy, my little smashers."

"We had a fun time with Spike-San."

"We even got to play "Save the damsel!" Spike appeared dressed in a green dress, a brunette wig and red lipstick.

"I will never play "Save the Damsel" again" Random burst into laughter, Twilight covered her mouth trying not to laugh while the twins were snickering, and Rarity started at him.

"Oh my... Spiky-Wiky, you look lovely as a lady." Spike blushed in embarrassment.

"Oh really... I thought the dress made me look... AGGUUHHHH!!!" The twins were pounding the ground and laughing like crazy "Next time, I'll be the mastermind villain."

"We told you before."

"Lil' Miracle earned it." They saw Lil' Miracle was dressed as an evil mastermind with a fake goatee and Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo were dressed as minions carrying her.

"How adorable in a scary villain way." Said Rarity.

"How can a baby be a villain?" Grumbled Spike.

"Simple (They looked at Random) she's a villain when you change her diaper." Spike's eyes widen and admit defeat

"OK, she won that round." Then suddenly the ground started to shake and the stuff on the Vardos fell, everypony started to panic.

"EARTHQUAKE!" A.J. screamed as she got Apple Bloom on her back, Rarity and Rainbow got Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo from the quakes as Zeshaman face planted himself on the ground with a weird staff with a carving of a wooden mask with feathers on the top. He laid there for 15 seconds and jumped back up.

"In the name of the haunted spirits of the dark fogs! This is no earthquake, it's a digging of dogs!" They tried to hold their ground as three familiar dogs appeared from the ground.

"We're Baa-ack!" They said simultaneously.

"*Gasp*"

"Oh no!"

"Who are they?!" The girls and dogs anime-fell

"How can you forget us!"

"We robbed you in the morning!" Random looked unimpressed

"Of course I know you dudes. I just don't know your names." The dogs growled in anger.

“Who cares about names!” Random sighed

"Not caring for your names is a sign of damaging your pride and this is one of them. If you refuse to say your names, then from now on... You three will be known as "The Lousy Looters!" Rainbow Dash, CMC's, Zeshaman, the twins, R. G., and Spike laugh at how silly their new name.

"Nice one dad!" Said the twins. The dogs looked embarrassed and humiliated

"The."

"Lousy."

"Looters?" They growled, and steam came out of their ears.

"Looter dogs... ASSEMBLE!!!"

The ground burst out and came out at least 50 dogs with a thirst for vengeance and greed for the riches they fail to steal.

"Uh-oh." Said the CMC.

"Is that all you got?!" Shouted Random which made everypony and Spike covered his mouth.

“Hee-hee... We brought our boss!" The ground quake again as a massive paw burst out of the ground and pulled out the largest Looter Dog they ever seen and was the size of a barn.

"I see bigger foes than you!" Random vanished and appear between the army and the Looter boss. The dogs backed away from him and the Looter boss stared at him

"You hurt my minions, I hurt you!" Random tilted his head

"How? Just asking."

"This." He lifted his paw, clutched it into a fist and smash Random with one strike.

"That how."

"*gasp*”

"Oh no..."

"Oh my..."

"Why that dirty-"

"Your gonna-"

"Miss me!" Their eyes popped except for Pinkie, Zeshaman, R.G. and the twins as they saw Random on his paw. "Miss me, loser." The boss growled and tried to smash him on his paw, but he missed and smashed his own paw.

"Gaahh!" He shakes his paw to ease the pain and search Random. They looked for Random and saw him lying on the ground reading a book while drinking a root beer float through a straw. Pinkie giggled at the sight.

"Wow, he's funny and fast!"

"Pinkie! He's using his magic."

"No, he isn't"

"Miss Twilight." She looked at the twins who had big grins.

"Excuse me?"

"He's very fast"

"Faster than Miss Rainbow." Rainbow Dash tried not to be jealous.

"Hee... He's using magic, not his own legs." The twins snickered since they can tell that Rainbow Dash is jealous at their dad.

*Roar! * The Looter Boss unleashed a mindless barrage of attacks where Random might appeared but what he didn't know that Random was next to Twilight.

"It's really sad to see someone loses his focus.” Twilight and the others freaked out and jumped.

"Wha!?”

"Now it's my turn." He vanished and appeared in front of the Looter Boss, stood on his hind legs, and lightly pushed the Looter Boss' gut with one hoof "Kaze no chimaera no Tatchi!" The Looter Boss was floating a little as a great force send him flying to his minions. The Main 6, CMC, Spike and the rest of the Looter dogs' jaws dropped in shock as a small pony repel a huge canine the size of a barn defied the laws of physics. The rest of the army freaked out as their boss was falling towards them, landed on his army and was TKO. Random got back on four and was terribly disappointed "Rotten Sakuya Trees, I thought he would give me a challenge, not a watermelon strike. *sigh* oh well, there's always next time." He trots back to his pals, unknown to him, the Lousy Looters were charging behind him.

"Cha-a-a-aa-a-rg!" Random was still on his way back and grinned with a plan

"Cannons!" He rolled out of the way as the Lousy Looters ran to the Vardos which the walls raised up, revealing 4 huge cannons as they enter 3 of them.

"Retrea-a-t!!!" They tried to escape the cannons, but the cannons fired them towards their gang as living cannonballs. *BLAM!!!*

"Triple Hit Combo!" He sang. The smoke cleared to reveal the dogs in a pile, moaning and groaning in pain

"*groan* we'll get our revenge!"

"..." Random look at Screams "Screams, please go ahead and spray them." The skunk charged at them, screeching in excitement but the dogs rapidly went underground before Screams get a chance to spray them. "Oh no you don't!" Yelled Random as he digs like a mad dog as the speed of a drill and created a tunnel underground. "SCREAMS! NOW!" Screams jumped in and green smoke blasted out of the holes and howls of disgust echo through the holes. The girls were grossed out by the smell of skunk musk as Random pop out of the ground with Screams on his head. "I think we won't see them for a long time or until their coats grow back." Twilight covered her nose.

"How can you stand that smell?"

"I know, it's awful!" Said a horrified Rarity.

"You get used to it when he's with you for a long time and it neutralize dirty diapers odors."

"Really?!" Yelled Twilight in disgust.

"You got used to the stink? I wish I could have that." Said Fluttershy. The guys nodded while Spike was crawling and gagging.

"Drama-Queen." Said Random, Spike took a big whiff of Screams' musk and exhale happily.

"That's smells, so much better." Twilight was nearly throwing up "Spike! Are you out of your mind?!" Spike took another whiff.

"It's much better than their homes." Random looked pissed

"Hey! There's nothing gross about our homes and who said you can enter our homes?" Rarity decided to peek of one of their Vardos and came out looking green

"*gasp* the horror! The HORROR!" She fell and landed on a sofa. The twins saw it and looked confused.

"Where did that couch come from?"

"Don't know?" Rarity pull out a bottle of perfume and spray it everywhere, Random and his family except Lil' Miracle "*gag* the perfume... It burns!!!"

"Quick Fix! Smell the inside of your hat!"

"Good idea Wreck!" They took off their hard hats to reveal their manes were huge Afros. The girls, Spike and CMC's eyes widen at the sight of their manes, but Rarity fainted again at the sight of it. R.G. took the chance of snatching Rarity's perfume and toss it over the Everfree Forest which shocked Rainbow by his good leg.

"Whoa..."

"Them manes are huge." Said Applejack.

"Do you have any snacks in there?" They looked a Pinkie with some raised eyebrows. "What? I wanna know."

"A lot of snacks." Said Wreck-it as he revealed some snacks and Fix-it showed bottled sodas and juices.

"And sodas and juices for the salty chips." Pinkie gave a huge smile

"Maybe I should have an Afro?"

"NO!" Yelled Rarity as she regains consciousness.

"You would look impressive." Said Random thinking about it. "Thanks."

"I beg your pardon, but I beg of you... No, I demand you clean up those filthy Vardos immediately!!!" Random and his family looked at each other.

"Right now?" asked Wrecking.

"Before dinner?" Worried Fixing.

"Uh... Sorry Rarity-San but it's more of an all-day chore and it will take hours to clean all 4 Vardos."

"Hours? How came it'll take y'all hours to clean such small homes? Ask Applejack. The twins snickered mischievously.

"That's our dads' secret." Sang Fixing as Dash flew in front of them.

"Can you tell us?"

"No, we can't." Sang Wrecking.

"Why not." Sang Dash

"That would spoil our mystery." Sang Random as he pops his head through one of the twins' Afro.

"Are you always this immature?"

"Rainbow!" Her friends yelled at her on how rude she was being.

"It's OK, I'm not offended. I'm mature only while working, cooking, taking care of the kids or other parents kids, solving mysteries, treasure hunting and my hobbies." He said with a grin "And the only time I'm immature is when I'm eating, sleeping, eating, reading manga, eating, creating things and eating." They were confused and dully stared at him.

"Uh... Excuse me Random?" He turned to Fluttershy.

"Yes?"

"You said "eating" 4 times."

"I know, I love eating." His bros nodded in agreement and Pinkie understand his love.

"I know how you feel! There are many sweets to eat! Like that super sweet & sour lollipop that Reflecty gave me." Zeshaman and Random started to snicker.

"Reflecty?" R.G. was growling in anger.

"Shut up."

"Which I nearly forgot! I didn't have given any of you a "Welcome to Ponyville" song!" They looked at each other and looked at Twilight.

"A what song?" Asked Random

"It's a greeting where she sings and dances welcoming anypony who visits Ponyville." They looked at each other but R.G. immediately refuse but the twins were excited.

"We wanna hear it! We wanna hear it!" They chanted.

"Well... You heard the twins, we’ll hear it."

"YAY!"

"BOO!" Said R.G. as she zipped away and brought a small music and start it up.

~Welcome, welcome, welcome, a fine welcome to you!
Welcome, welcome, welcome, I say how do you do! (She blew a horn through R.G.'s ear)
Welcome, welcome, welcome, I say hip, hip, hooray!
Welcome, welcome, welcome, to Ponyville today! (Song end)~

They stared at her with surprise looks except for R.G. who was rubbing his ears because Pinkie "Wait for it." They raised their eyebrows as confetti busted out of the oven send all, but Random back and cake batter fired out of the cannons. The batter landed and covered Random and Pinkie from head to hoof "Oh silly me, I must put the confetti in the oven and the cake in the confetti cannons... again!" She moved out of her batter coat and ate it like it was nothing. Random used his magic on the batter and suck it all like was soup.

"(Gulp) Mmm... Delicious! Can you give me the recipe?" They were surprised by Random's magic "What... I like it. Oh, I ate your pieces, did I? I'm sorry dudettes, I'll bake a cake for you 6."

"7" said Spike.

"No... 6, Pinkie had her piece."

"It's true, I had mine." Said Pinkie with a grin.

"No... We just..."

"You ate the cake, like it was soup." Said Applejack. Random tilted his head.

"All I did was used my magic on the cake to enter my mouth. Wait a sec... Did you ever try it before?"

"No but no pony... well except Pinkie can eat like that." Random gave a huge grin.

"The world is a huge and mysterious place; you never know what will appear.”

"We should party tomorrow." Said R.G. as he pointed at the moon that was rising.

"It's getting late, I'll write to Princess Celestia about your family and your Emperor and Empress." Said Twilight who was anxious, but Zeshaman felt a little unease.

"Beware Hime, knowledge is what you yearn. To get it is something you must earn. To make sure your challenging work isn't a bust, you and your friends must earn each of our trust." Twilight backed away from Zeshaman after hearing his speech as R.G. was holding 7 small boxes.

"Enjoy the Daifuku as dessert." Twilight took the boxes and smile with sweat coming from her bangs, Spike was on her back and snacking on the Daifuku.

"Hey... This is delicious! You got to taste this, it's amazing!" Pinkie, Rainbow, and the CMCs dig in with Spike as he got scowled by Twilight. They waved goodbye to their new neighbors as they went home. A fire pit was made as a pot of stew was hanging above it.

"They're not that bad, right bros?" Said Random.

"Hmph... I don't trust that Alicorn. She's way to nosy and a huge Knowledge-seeking otaku." Said R.G.

"Through their mishap adventures is something we should not glance, perhaps we should give them and their little ones a chance?" Random and R.G. looked behind them to see the twins and Lil' Miracle were sleeping in a blanket near the Vardos as R.G. And Random's shadows rises over them. One of the shadows was engulf in purple and violet flames to reveal a huge insect-like pony and a snap from a shadow as huge wings appeared from its back.

"Hope they can accept us as our real selves than our fake selves. Because I believe we gonna have loads of fun." They all laughed to the night as the moon shine their home.

Author's Note:

There you go and here's the next chapter and a list of Japanese words translated to English. All translations are from Google Translate.

Miko - Priestess

Baka - Idiot

Dogeza - Kneeling directly on the ground and Bowing to prostrate oneself as touching one's head to the ground.

Madamusu - Madams

Kaze no Chikara no Tachi - Touch of the Forces of Wind.
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