I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

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I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.

Does he even write stories anymore? Geez, what a flufflenugget.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Butts Butts BUTTS!

Blazer is a fanfic author who talks about himself in the third person. What a snob!

I type stories using my hands

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.

An entity of what does the wordsgood with ponies. Buy me a coffee?