Aspiring author with an over active imagination. I'm ether very lucky or very cursed with the combination.

If an ass goes traveling, he'll not come home a PONY - Thomas Fuller

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

"Friendship is an island that you retreat to. And you fall on the floor and laugh at all the ninnies who don't have enough brains to have your good taste." --Ray Bradbury

Someday, I'll stop writing silly comedy stories. However, today isn't "someday".

Author, Historian, M.S., Fallout Fan, Fisherman, Texan. If I don't know it, I will find out.

Howdy

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody" —Bill Cosby

Author of that writing guide and some stories too.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

"You think you know me..."

Hi! My name is Bitty Bug. I like entomology and making friends. Nice to meet you!