Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

I'm just a random zebur that just so happened to have passed by here... where am I exactly?

I am best moon. Suck it, Titan.

Requested a permaban because I'm done here.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

My fics are a pleasure. No one's ever told me that, but I read minds. Occasionally.

"Thug life." - Barack Obama

Fallout: Equestria addict, occasional writer of terribadness, second degree black belt in jiujitsu, gamer for life, hopeless artist (I HAD TO EAT THEM!) and reader of anything I can get my hands on.

Dungeon Master (DM) - the organizer and participant in charge of creating the details and challenges of a given adventure, while maintaining a realistic continuity of events.

Guy who writes stories when he's bored. And hey, I've got nothing else to do.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Keeping Christ out of Christmas since 1942

The reader and commenter...

I am The Less Anonymous Top Hat. Mostly I do pony and pony related art, but recently I've tried switching from a brush to a pen (or a stylus to a keyboard as the case may be).

I am Bishop Havel, servant of Sunlord Gwynn and Protector of Anor Londo. I also may or may not be an aspiring Fimfiction writer who is nagged to this site.

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

I write things.

Advocate of effective altruism with Bronies for Good, Derpy News, and Your Siblings.

I'll slay you with cuteness!

I like to make fun of poor people.

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

Quando omni flunkus, moritati

The police belong to the people; and the people belong to the police.

Heehee~

Pony smut author known for his love of fillies, futa, and Nightmare Moon and his deep-seated hatred for all males.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™