One day Anon was sitting at home reading his newspaper when Scorpio came inside.
"Anon, get me a glass of water."
Anon looked over the paper at her. "Nope, you’re just going to be an asshole again and knock it down. GTFO."
Scorpio looked at him with wide eyes and sniffled. "But Anon, I’m thirsty! That doesn’t make any sense, if I knock it down I can’t drink it."