I'm actually a super-intelligent dog wearing glasses.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
I just write for fun. Don't take things too seriously.
All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.
I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.
I'm actually a slab of beef jerky with a top hat and a cool microphone.
I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.