Music ponies are best ponies.

Now witness the power of this filly armed and operational battlestation.

I like mares and stories about mares.

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

I read. I write. I edit. I Twidash. But above all else, I'm just a regular guy. Shoot me a PM if you have a question.

Hug your nearest alicorn.

Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world...reading about pony girls?

FimFic has dragged me back again. Howdy!

My name is Clan. Gomamon, musician, happens to like writing once in a while. Also doesn't bite.

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Sometimes slice of life is saucy.

Female Writer, Bisexual Writer, Smolder X Mare Crackship Connoisseur. Creator of the Smolderverse, and writer of many other kinds of clop and SFW stories (Commissions temporarily OPEN)

Overall cool gal and Dr Pepper addict

Dolphin Mad Scientist. Also, respect trans people.

Howdy howdy howdy! Long time lurker finally writing dumb dorky wholesome silly pony stuff after a bazillion years of thinking about it. Hope you like <3

I am but a simple brony who loves everything My little pony FIM

Forget not that I am a derp.

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If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

Always be nice to other people. They outnumber you eight billion to one.

just another golden hour cryptid getting through life one crunchy-witch-hippie story at a time

The world is full of strange people. I'm one of them.

"Friendship" is a magical-class noun.

I am fuelled by tea and hate. Throw money at me. Ko-Fi.

Made from 100% potato.

I miiiiiight be just a teensy bit too obsessed with Twilight >:3

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

For them, a dream. Like thousands of other dreams. For you, a story. Like thousands of other stories.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

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She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I sit here to smug at you, but not by choice