I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Too much to write; too little time

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

A brony who's got a Master's in Physics.

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

God, I'm so sorry.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Young(ish), free and most definitely single. (Thank you for your time and effort, but no thank you.) Live south UK and work evening shifts, something which plays havoc with my writing.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I write about Rari-Twi, Twi-Luna, Twi-Lestia, and combinations of these. On a long hiatus. Thanks for reading!

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

I love to swim, write, and waste my hours away on this site.