"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
Run, John, run, the law commands, but gives me neither feet nor hands; better news the Gospel brings, it bids me fly and gives me wings. ~John Bunyan
The home of the Shadowbolts Adventures and various other stories, mostly related to Equestria Girls.
I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.
I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.
Maltrazz the Plotsmith. Writer, reader, gamer, and connoisseur of Villains. "A Hero, pony or otherwise, is nothing without an excellent Villain."
I am the who when you call "who's there?" I am the wind blowing through your hair... I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright!
Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.