I am a fanfic critic i will give your work a number from 1 to 200. But i will only mark your work if you have more then 10 fanfic storys

I wish I was enough. But I'm not and never will be.

Don't tell anyone, but I like ponies.

Being an Introvert allows me to care about humanity, and yet despise human beings, simultaneously.

This and That and a big striped cat.

Part of a machine, I am not a human being.

Prettier than any plebian pony!

Average. Follower. Commenter. Reader. Reviewer.

Unicorn Developer

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

Fate fell short

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

I will follow you all

No one particularly important, pay me no mind

A cynical old dog of the fandom who has become apathetic to the state of things. Still willing to give a debate if an ear listens and willing to return tactful courtesty. Stories currently cancled.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

A Pasty Plebeian Pencil Pusher

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere