Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

A friendly ball python who's know to disappear for a long time.

Guy who loves reading and dragons."Just Another Average Tuesday" is my first attempt at writing any kind of story, so feedback is appreciated. Also loves video games.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

I AM NOT A SPY SENT FROM THE WORLD OF CHICKENS TO TAKE YOUR PRODUCE FOR OUR OVERLORD SCOOTALOO! I PROMISE!

irresistible