Oh, hi there, FimFiction. I didn't see you there.
Long time, no see. I mean, It's been a while. Since you've seen me, at least. I've seen plenty of you. How has the family been? Oh! That's great. And that thing that you're doing in your free time? Don't give up on that. It's important. Oh, me? Well, I've been doing things. Sometimes stuff. Mostly things. What's the point of this blog post? Oh, crap. I need one of those, don't I?
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Shit.