I'm a pegasister who just can't get enough pony magic in her life!

T'as pas compris, laisse-moi t'expliquer. Je ferme pas la porte, c'est moi la porte! Je suis le gars des portes. Je porte la porte. Oui, j'ai un business de porte à porte.

I didn't write any of that.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Poe wrote on both.

I'm just a wandering writer looking to impress people with my creativity, and improve it with feedback from you!