Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.

I've spent almost twenty years of my life writing fanfiction. Something is clearly wrong with me, especially if I'm writing about pastel cartoon ponies now.

Open for Art Commissions. I write gay romantic comedies with ponies now. Get off my back, MOM.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

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I make both fanart and fanfic. I draw all my cover images myself, and I take art and writing commissions!

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

If I make you laugh at least once, then I've won.

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon

If you like feeling awful, you've come to the right place.

I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane

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I am trying my hoof out as a proofreader, and editor

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

You can't give up your laughter, cause you're scared of a little pain~. Writing to relieve PTSD. Enjoy my misery <3 you all. Discord: dougtheloremaster