Sorry to say that I'm going to be doing nothing more than reading when and if I'm ever on here. See the blog on my user page for slightly more info. Arrivederci..

This isn't even my final format.

I like stories.

A Pasty Plebeian Pencil Pusher

Non-GMO 100% Organic Gay

KFP-Empleado.

Not much to say really, I write stories for the Brony Nation and the Pegasister Alliance that's all I do really.

I am a memebr of the Guardians of Equestria fleet on Star Trek Online

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

I'm the crazy german who provides you with bad jokes and maybe good baked stuff.

"Her crews are babes or madmen? Her port is all to make? You're manned by Truth and Science, and you steam for steaming's sake?" - Rudyard Kipling "The Three-Decker"

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolons.

It's true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.