I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Vizit meh on teh web! Drax99.deviantart.com

I read too much greentext when I was new. This is what happened.

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Bout time I updated my Bio. I'm PieDisliker, I have ideas pop up in my head all the time but only my favorites make it out there in words. Hope you enjoy what I can create.

I used to write stories but don't anymore. Ha Ha! Permanent hiatus.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

friEndship=MagiC²

So long and thanks for all the fics!

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

Suggest who you want to see next in the Heartwarming moment series in my Blog.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Yes.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Just here to put out my stories. Hopefully y'all will like 'em!!

Sometimes I like to write horsewords.

When Star Trek and Ponies collide, there can only be Q!

An ametuer writer trying to write as best he can. Doesn't mind if people say hi now and then.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

i like this stuff

8000 soldiers!

The Swap Father.

I write things. Sometimes they make sense.

O.F.P.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Just a writer!

"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

You're stupid pretty. I'm pretty stupid.

A writer with aspirations, dreams, and far too many distractions.

Nickname: Hunter Gender: Male Nationality: British Favorite OTP: SoarDash

I'm sorry that I am terribly late with my updates.

Yea, I'm a writer and I occasionally freelance as an editor or collaborator.