I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.
Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.
Lurker who decided to try his hoof at fanfiction. God help me.
Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.
Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.