What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Pithy Statement

Stay a while and enjoy your time.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

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"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

time is a crime

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Is that a terrorist?!?

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

A writer who writes things.

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

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Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

space is a waste

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

A nerd who thought it would be cool to, with the help of a few equally insane buddies adapt the entire Marvel Universe (with some DC Comics thrown in for kicks) with My Little Pony...wish me luck

*This space currently for rent*

Deadhorse.