why finish a story when i could start three more

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I write stuff sometimes, mostly involving best princesses, Luna and Celestia.

I read-consume yes-yes! I maybe write yes-yes! I talk narrate! I-I draw paint! (You can find me as Zlagg1 on twitter)

I hope you're having a good day, but if not, I hope it gets better :)

It's fanfiction all the way down.

I latch onto any media with good story and characters like a leech, spewing out stories when the flame of... Yeah, I write MLP stories, don't judge me.

Mostly harmless.

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

hello. my name's No Moon. i hope you enjoy my stories.

Me or my OC?

Twi X Sombra is best ship, Luna is best princess, King Sombra is best villain, and Twily is best pony!!!!