Proud to be one in a million, but the other 999,999 people probably hate me for it.

"Anything and anyone can fail," he said, "but brave good friends help." - Frank Herbert, God Emperor of Dune

Hey! Who the do you think you are showing up unannounced here?! Get out!

"Nobody is perfect. We all had our victories and defeats… You learn from defeats, and with them, victories are obtained."

Are you in need of any music recommendations? If so, I've got you covered. Funnily enough, I prefer CDs and records to tapes.

"Nothing is even until grenades get involved"

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

An amalgamation of nice and spice. Wonderbolts enjoyer. AiE/HiE shitposter.

Me or my OC?

The only man to get a 2015 fanfiction into the 2024 feature box | Join my Discord and come chat!

So, what to say here?

30 year old man from California who likes to fight with swords. Author of Successor, Love Mark, and Daybreaker at Canterlot Wedding Verses.

Don't you fear, someone's always near!