I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.
None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)
I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.
Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.
Yea, I'm a writer and I occasionally freelance as an editor or collaborator.
Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)
I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.
A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.
Flown away. If you want to talk to me, message me on any of my linked accounts.
Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.
I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.
I love ponies, bronies, and matrimonies! I'm an author, artist, and plushie-maker. I create stuff and I try to make it awesome. Relax. You're in good company. ❤ ~Since 2012~
Like 2nd-person sensual and cute fun? Well, there's about five or six other authors you should probably go to first. If you've read all their works, however, then I'm your go-to guy. Also, watersports
Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.
The writer formerly known as Wave Blaster. It's been a weird decade. She/Her.
"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."
Here lies the wistful delusions of the sleep addled mind. Actually wait, no, just me.
The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."
What? You expect a trick? Go talk to another Zman, I'm busy.
Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
I came here to read awesome stories, post mediocre ones, and chew gum. And I'm all out of gum. Well, actually, I never had any gum in the first place, but you get the idea.
You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the reader. And you bring our worlds to life.
Don't hate the approver, love the adorable RariFace and squishy cheeks.
I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.
It's a dangerous business, putting words to paper. You write a sentence and, if you don't keep your hoof, there's no telling where you might be swept off to...