This is why I don't usually design my own profile picture...

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge.

To all who come to this user page, welcome. I am TheIdiot; Head Author of the Alt-TCB Story SPECTRUM (and the occasional stuff on the side). Feel free to follow me if you so wish.

"You think you know me..."

i never really meant half the things i said. the other half were lies

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I'm a guy, and I was born the year the Pokémon company came into being, so yeah. Trixie is best pony, Luna is best Princess, Rainbow is best Mane 6 member, and Starlight is best reformed villain.

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

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