I sneak into a Lunarist prison to receive vital information from a pony from the past. Why is Equestria the way it is now, and what should we do about it?
Received an honorable mention at the 2022 Everfree Northwest "Iron Author" speedwriting competition. The prompt this year required that three themes be included: a gaffe, a guerilla, and a guru.
Thank you to the organizers and congratulations to the winners (unofficially documented here)! Also, thank you Mica for prereading and giving feedback.