Uh.... Am I supposed to put something meaningful here?

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Someday, I'll stop writing silly comedy stories. However, today isn't "someday".

Just another casual writer, casually reading and casually writing.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

"More content soon™" -said before disappearing for months

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I'm lazy

Average Nobody

Yes, I changed my username cause I think its cool.

Just a guy who likes writing | Now accepting Blender requests

''I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words; I scatter them in time and space … a message to lead myself here.''-Rose. The new profile pic is by RiverMoon

Readers are Oscar Mike

Fluttershy is love, Fluttershy is life.

I'm 'Roarin' Out to Go!

Ooooh! Butunz!

Blazer is a fanfic author who talks about himself in the third person. What a snob!

Dragons = Awesome

*SPOILERS* ;)

Just a scientist who's working through the six levels of writing in her spare time. Currently attacking number four, Structure.

I STILL have no idea what I'm doing, but can always wing it until I do.

I'm a simple Brony just wanting to write stories for others to enjoy. I joined the Herd around June 2015 and have fallen in love with the fandom. OC's name is Trumpet Blaster, famous for his music.

A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.

I find your lack of faith disturbing

I'm Ash. I'm here. I'm there. Then I'm everywhere. Please enjoy anything from my library or my personally written stories.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

I am just a pony, for a pony is all I can be.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

Avatar is of Ambar, a character from the comic Las Lindas by Challodillo.

A gamer who likes to write stories. My mind is like a mouse who... Whoa! That would be an interesting idea for a story!

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

I have wares if you're interested

I am a proud high school drop out of the OKC public school system, a part time brony and a chain smoking asshole; I wouldn't recommend any of them to a kid.