person who is normal about twilight sparkle

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Nitpicking your math errors is how I show I care.

Hatch opens, stark light

Try again. Fail again. Fail better. (Ko-Fi / Tip Jar)

I latch onto any media with good story and characters like a leech, spewing out stories when the flame of... Yeah, I write MLP stories, don't judge me.

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Pretend I'm mysterious and deep please. DERPI-LINKVALIDATION-B16675D885

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

irresistible

Short for Lord Regulus. I hope you will enjoy what my brain comes up with. You can throw money at me here: Ko-fi

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

Imprisoned (without charges) by the Paw Patrol

time is a crime

space is a waste

Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

Toss a coin to your Whisper?

I'm The Amazing Mr. X, teller of tales and weaver of yarns. After years of hiatus, I've resurrected this account to share some stories I've been dreaming up over the years.

just another golden hour cryptid getting through life one crunchy-witch-hippie story at a time

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || they/them || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

we can be like they are

This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in horsefic, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Remedy, She/Her, writing bad fanfics since 2011 and not stopping anytime soon.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Latecomer, binged during quarantine.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.