Knife guys finish last...in bed.
I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.
I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!
The Barcast Podcast Host. I also go by the name Milk. I like to read, I proof read and edit, and I drink. A lot.
The arguments I have within my own head are legendary.
Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.
Just a 13 year old girl obsessed with ponies. Feel free to eat marshmallows while you're here.
Just some dude who likes pones and is not looking to deceive you at all.
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)
"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer
A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.
"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019
It only takes one.... okay, maybe more than just one.
"Caffeine and sleep deprivation do a good story make."
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
There are some things which you cannot do. There are some limits on even a Noble's actions. Never learn these limits. Never accept them. You are a Lord or Lady of this earth.
Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
When nopony ever seems to die, what does an out of work reaper do? He writes stories I guess.