I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)
Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...
I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
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Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.
I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com
"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family