*ahem-hem-hem* Hiss-ss-ssss-ssss. Hissssssss! Hiss-hiss-hiss! Ssssssss-sss-s-sssssssssssssssssss.

*dials number* *line rings a few times* C'mon! C'mon! Pick up man!

You have reached the voicemail of Consul Julius Caesar. Please leave your name, number and a quick message after the tone. Pax! *beep*

"Hey Julius, it's me. You might want to watch out for Brutus. I think he's up to something shady. I know you and him go way back and all I'm sayin' is don't turn your back on him, okay? My new number is VVV-XIVXVXXIX. Hit me up and let me know you're okay."

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Archaeologists won't be happy until they get cursed or unleash all the plagues.

https://www.zmescience.com/science/archaeology/rock-crystal-dagger/#:~:text=The%20intricately%20carved%20crystal%20dagger,researchers%20who%20investigated%20the%20site.

So while working on the next chapter on A long road back, I was just barely 3000 words in. Then you wanna know what happens next? I accidentally bumped the touch pad on my laptop and clicked the close tab button, didn't get a chance to save, lost everything I had written. Completely derailed my train of thought and I nearly spiked the computer into the wall. So it's gonna be a little while on the next chapter as I've got to completely regather my thoughts.

At roughly 11:30 this morning(the date it happened is 01-24-2021 if you're curious) a man with a eastern European accent claiming his name was Michael Douglas and that he was representing Publisher's Clearing House, saying I had won 2.5 million dollars, even though I had not registered with PCH. At first my greedy white boy gene kicked in then a split-second later my bullshit detector overrode it. He first asked me if I had a checkbook, to which I informed him I didn't have a checking account,

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First let me state that I am Asatru(a modern practitioner of the ancient Scandinavian spiritual practice), so I don't celebrate the same holidays as most people. I'm one who never wishes ill on someone who wishes well onto me. So to all my friends one here let me wish you a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Yule, Joyous Kwanzaa, Prosperous Winter Solstice, Joy-filled Sarurnalia and a Great Festivus for the rest of us! Or to make it shorter, Happy Holidays to all and may you all know love,

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First of all, for those who are fans of The harmony crusade, thank you for reading, liking, commenting, etc. I'd like to share some ideas I'm slowly working on for the upcoming chapters(nothing is fully concrete yet and subject to change). The 10 ponemarch will name their respective legions and 3 of them will split their legions into smaller war herds(currently each legion is about 100,000 pony marines strong and the legions that will split their forces will split them into 10 herd each). The

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Concerning my last blog post about the computer problems, I have mixed news. Though I had that laptop just over four months, a bad update completely screwed it and I wound up getting the bad bluescreen of death, losing everything I had on it as I couldn't get it to boot up screen and either into safe mode, system recovery, factory reset or disk recovery. Fortunately I had enough money to get a new Chromebook on two day delivery, unfortunately because of the bad bluescreen from my other

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My computer recently received a bad update and it has made it act all weird. Because of that, it has slowed down my current work on recent chapters for Six strange creatures in Equestria, The two headed mare and The harmony crusade. I'm trying to figure out what programs have been screwed up and am trying to fix them, barring that, I'm going to wind up spiking the computer through the wall. So I ask you all friends and readers to please bear with me as I go through this particularly aggravating

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I want to thank all you beautiful people who have followed me, liked my stories or have added my stories to their libraries. My story We are scum is one of the top stories for today(7/5/2020). When I started my page on this site a few months ago, I never expected to see such love from the community. Truth be told, I know I'm not a particularly great writer and I mostly posted stories on here for my own benefit as a creative outlet and a bit of catharsis. With the amount of people that have

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