I am become cringe, destroyer of... my own shame, lol

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

I don't write much, but it's a nice past-time. I'm not committed to what i write much, often taking months long hiatus.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Something-something horse narrations.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Too much to write; too little time

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/