Call me Cheese Sandwich, cause I'm here to make you laugh!

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"Look upon the fields in which I grow my Fucks...and you will see that they are Barren..."

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

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A fellow traveler...

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

It's better to see death from her funny side. On my funeral there's gonna be a clown. I would hire Pinkie Pie, but sadly she only exists inside our poor minds.

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Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

Music ponies are best ponies.

"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

I am but a simple brony who loves everything My little pony FIM

An alternate account for clopfics, what more is there to say?

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I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

My love of MLP has been invaded by my love of futanari! Be warned. As with many of my stories, it features a character suddenly growing a penis. In my stories, futa do not always take NO for an answer

The self-appointed leader of the Twilight Sparkle Fan Club - Netherworld Branch (Please don't tell Titania, dood)

Enjoy the smut.

Sure could go for an ice cold racial equality right about now.

It's a non-stop disco.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Facing tomorrow will always be scary... but we should be more afraid of clinging to the past.

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

Horrifically Fun

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

I love reading Fan fiction, and sometimes, I like creating dramatic readings for them. :) http://www.youtube.com/user/thelostnarrator

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

Who am I? Why, I'm just a passing through Kamen Rider... Got it memorized?