Howdy, I’m Burt.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I write bad smut. Hopefully, somebody reads it.

I'm a pony loving wierdo, but I don't bite. Talk to me.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn

It's fanfiction all the way down.

I am become cringe, destroyer of... my own shame, lol

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

My only aim, is to entertain!

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.