why finish a story when i could start three more

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

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Afflicted with the Editor's Curse. Corrections offered without malice. Unrepentant Discord fangirl.

It a beautiful day outside bird are singing flowers are blooming on days like this kids like you... Should be burning in hell

Total Meatbag Death | Stories | Matrix

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

There are no rules in art, love, and war.

Hug your nearest alicorn.

I write stuff occasionally

Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.

Your average fan fiction writer. I enjoy anime, music, my little pony of course.

Creating stories is the only thing I have left where I feel like I add value to the world.

Enjoy aspects of the show, love the fanfics, well... The good ones anyway. And bat ponies, and... Shark ponies oddly enough? And my OC's, and firearms. Especially firearms.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

space is a waste

(Insert witty comment here)

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Theodor Geisel

Insane, Reality-Warping Chaos God? Warring and Reunniting Siisters of the Day and Night? Vague backstories? How was I suppose to resist? My Patreon!

Luck? I don't need it, I just need everyone else's to plummet while I'm around.

I am an Eldritch Horror that likes gay horses.

Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

Too much to write; too little time

Don't waste time on reading this, you got stories to explore.

We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.

Just another FiM fan whoes decided to write his own Story and some Smutt.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

"I love deadlines! I like the whooshing noise they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams

Two facts according to the internet. 1. Your mother is the largest object in the known universe. 2. Despite fact 1, everyone still slept with her for some reason.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Military pegasus that enjoys ponies and human x royalty. You have been warned!

If you're in need of cute and feelsy s**t, just call for Halp. I might stumble out of bed and write something that suits your needs.

Just a guy writing fanfics. I also draw and make music, which I try to include in my stories as well. They/them.

As a wise man once said, "Let's kill da ho. Beetch!!!"