I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

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Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.