• Member Since 8th Aug, 2018
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Barley Citrus


I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

Sep
25th
2018

A New Chapter and A Move In The Right Direction · 11:31pm Sep 25th, 2018

Ey, good news
You don't have to wait for 3 weeks again for a new chapter
...I'm pitiful

No, but seriously
Expect the new chapter within a few days
It's basically done
Things are just moving a little slow rn because I'm preparing to move
And outta nowhere my internet stopped working?
It's been out for 3 days now for no fucking reason, so yea
But forget about that
Hidden Intentions is here and it's winding down toward its finale

Apropos,

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Sep
19th
2018

New Hidden Intentions Chapter:: Changes · 3:13am Sep 19th, 2018

Hey guys
last minute changes cause I'm impulsive
In my last blog post I said I'd split the new chapter into two pieces
Well
After posting the first half I realised it's a terrible idea
So please listen
TONIGHT- I'm going to unpublish that new chapter
And
TOMORROW- I'm going to publish the Full New Chapter
So the first third of the chapter will be the same as what's currently chapter 2 as I post this, in case you've already read it
Sorry about the weird mix up

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Sep
16th
2018

Acting On Instinct · 10:35pm Sep 16th, 2018

Alrighty, so
I'm glad to see people have come around a bit to Hidden Intentions
It's now got more attention than Opening Up
That makes me happy
But let's cut to business
I meant to have posted the new chapter by now, it is basically done
I've just been busier than a fucking bumble bee lately
And last minute, I've decided to split this chapter into Two Chapters
So
Expect both of them soon
The first new chapter, tomorrow hopefully
Then the next new chapter, in just a few days

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Sep
1st
2018

Just A Little More · 12:34pm Sep 1st, 2018

ey so uh
Peeps didn't seem to like Hidden Intentions much
Wasn't expecting such a poor reception
BUT
That's ok
For those of you that did enjoy it,
It still has 3 more chapters coming
Expect those to unroll throughout this month

And for peeps still waiting on chapter 2 of Opening Up
That's coming out Tomorrow Evening
So
Here's a little teaser

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She picked up her glass and took a large drink. Applejack spaced out for a moment, staring at Sunset's chest.

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Aug
26th
2018

A Secret Between Us Girls · 1:38am Aug 26th, 2018

Ey what up
So, for all those who have enjoyed Opening Up
Hears the heads up
I'm currently planning on just one more chapter
You can expect that next week
But
That's not what I'm posting next
Here within a few days expect a New Story about Twilight Sparkle x Gloriosa Daisy
Working title: A secret Between Us Girls
Now
Here's a Preview–

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Aug
20th
2018

A Blushing Sunset · 9:50pm Aug 20th, 2018

Alright guys,
So I've decided on my next story
I'm so happy with how the last one went
I can only hope this one will measure up

First, let me say, I'm gonna start kink tagging in the author's notes
Alot of people didn't read my last descrip and were surprised by the twi dick
Hopefully, this new method will work better

Now let's cut to the chase
My new story is a Sunset Shimmer and Applejack romantic clop
And it's not quite as fetishy as my last one

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Aug
17th
2018

Holy Fuck and Then What? · 12:49pm Aug 17th, 2018

so
yea
I guess my first post was a success
I genuinely though it'd get like a few hundred views and an evenly split like bar overall
but feature box almost immediately? 1000 views on the first day?
Holy fuck, I'm over the moon right now
So now what
I mentioned this in the comments, that I've considered writing a sequel to it
the fact that people seem to actually want that makes it more likely to happen but
don't expect it anytime soon

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Aug
13th
2018

It's A Date · 3:40am Aug 13th, 2018

Ey so,
The first fic that I'm preparing to post is an EQG Twi x Cadance clop
Now
I've been too busy at work lately to focus on finishing it up
but, it's nearly ready
I thought it would be nice to post a little preview
just a tiny teaser of a few paragraphs to give a taste of whats around the corner
The title is: It's A Date
Kinks: Futa,Voyeurism, Masturbation, feet, probably some other stuff?
here we go

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Aug
8th
2018

New to clopfics · 7:53pm Aug 8th, 2018

well, ever since I got back from Bronycon I've been jamming out pony porn oneshots
well, not like horsey ponies but like people ponies, like fingers and toes ponies if you catch my drift...
what the fuck am I talking about.
Its EQG, Im talking about equestria girls
but I've been just churning out the new ideas
maybe the inspirattion wont last long but i thought
Why the fuck not, I'll post what gets made

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