Tired. Sometimes irked. Rarely mad. But always trying to smile. [What does a man need to do to get a cappuccino around here?]

Hello! My name is DivineRoyalty, and I am an aspiring author, musician, and artist! I hope you enjoy!

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I try to write the best I can. Feel free to leave me a comment (I prefer positive ones but any feedback is better than none at all). I appreciate stories that are well written and skillfully executed.

What adorasexy thing should I turn you into today? Now with Patreon & Ko-Fi!

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Hi! I'm featheredchef and its high time I move from paper and ink to the keyboard, let me know what you think

Death God

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

It's tired, I'm late, I'll do this later.

Is that a Motha Fuckin Jojo Reflerence?!

Too much to write; too little time

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Friendly neighborhood fox.

Writing’s pretty fun.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

10 years of this and I am going straight to Hell

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

What is life but a story with an infinite possible endings. Care to see where yours goes?

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

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Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

We grow 'em big!

Usually live over at https://www.twitch.tv/loxartlive