why finish a story when i could start three more

Welcome back to the cum zone

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I'm just a guy trying to learn the craft of storytelling through daily practice. Unfortunately, I can't seem to do anything "normal", so I'm writing porn.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Truly, I am a wretched thing.

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....