I write weird fanfiction.

Howdy howdy howdy! Long time lurker finally writing dumb dorky wholesome silly pony stuff after a bazillion years of thinking about it. Hope you like <3

Overwhelmingly underwhelming.

I came here to eat breadcrumbs and indiscriminately shit on cars. And I'm all out of breadcrumbs...

"I wrote a poem," he threatened.

To be continued...

A frequent pegasus who posts infrequent stories.