I wanna return to monkey.

That one guy who is creatively bankrupt, but thinks he's hot shit

I lurk in parks and rummage through ashtrays to find cigarettes that aren't completely smoked out. Bonus points if they have lipstick. It's like having a relationship.

Twidash is Love. Twidash is Life

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a pony in the depths of a Friendship binge.

A Warning to Others

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Too much to write; too little time

Everything is awesome!

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

The spaz formerly known as Waldo

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

That Minnesotan guy who has quickly gone from being a common brony to being an avid reader and editor, primarily for CommissarAJ and the amazing Price of Loyalty writers.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Don't forget: I'm with you in the dark.

World renowned author of the Procrastination Manifestation

All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!

An aspiring Author honing his skills by writing about these silly little ponies. A Fox of few words outside the realm of fiction, unless he gets on a roll with something.

A fellow traveler...

Horrifically Fun

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

We'll write or draw anything for you. Even wholesome, consensual cuddle-sex. If we have to.

Booping, romance, silly stuff, drama, I write it all. Mostly just booping, though.

"It is beautiful, it is endless, it is full and yet seems empty."

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

The only man to get a 2015 fanfiction into the 2024 feature box | Join my Discord and come chat!

Nitpicking your math errors is how I show I care.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

Mostly harmless.

Heart of my own heart, how can I let you go? Love of my life, why go where I cannot follow? Why must you leave me behind, to live on without you? My love, my love, what am I going to do without you?

You don't know him, but you get the feeling that he's an asshole.

Editor for: Nugget, Redbowrose, TheSinsofOurPast