There is nothing as liberating, or terrifying, as a blank page.

Because Rainbow Lasers Solve Everything

Hug your nearest alicorn.

I like guns, Resident evil, Story of the Blanks, Them's Fightin' Herds and Ruby is the best damn mare in all of Equestria. I mostly write HiE fanfiction, so come and take a peek!

Rus | Man is the warmest place to hide.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I do stuff that might fall under your purview of "Good Writing". Perhaps you would dain my work as the opposite. Either way it's here and you may look upon it and draw your conclusions thusly.

No way of knowing, where we'll be going, our adventures never end.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Nanolathing stories, one letter at a time.

Good authors too, who once knew better words, Now only use four-letter words writing prose. Anything goes.

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.