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Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Just a scientist who's working through the six levels of writing in her spare time. Currently attacking number four, Structure.

Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

Converting daydreams into stories helps me pretend to be human.

Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens, as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!

"Good and evil are utterly meaningless terms that vary from society to society." ~Yahtzee Croshaw

If it was going to be perfect, I wouldn't be in charge.

I'm a girl living in Ashley, New Milton. Loved mlp ever since it started showing and got to learn about these fanfic in October 2013. (Also I have dyslexia, so if I make mistakes sorry)

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

Rise and rise again until the lambs become Lions

Professional imbecile

you must be lost if your reading this

With a force of a thousand Derpys we shall conqueror the world. Nothing can stop us from our dreams of free muffins for the world. (Twilestia is Bestia)

I enjoy ponies. I enjoy coffee. I enjoy writing. So therefore, this pegasister enjoys FimFiction.

If you haven't noticed yet, I'm the kind of writer who writes stories about things that most people don't even think about. I'm creative (insane) like that ;)

What a beautiful Sunset.

Writer and Spriter.

"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

Breathing terrible life into monstrous pony porn.

I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

I am a memebr of the Guardians of Equestria fleet on Star Trek Online

I'm Jordan Kinsley, and I'm a relentless shipper. Send me a PM or leave a comment about my stories, I love getting feedback. Patreon!

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A writer who grew from their many mistakes, and who still loves ponies deeply.

A Dreamwalker, hoping to share the stories he keeps.

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Rainbowdash is overrated

i like stuff that i like

I like cake and all things Shining Armor/Chrysalis.

You know how much I sacrificed?

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

For thousands of years I lay dormant. Now I rise for I am THE Lunar Toaster! Enjoy your toast.

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