I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.
10 years of this and I am going straight to Hell
You're obviously suffering from a severely repressed libio complex, manifesting as a projection of your own insecurities onto others around you... in other words, you're jelly of this. *Points at bod*
I first got into My Little Pony back during my second year of high school and have been a fan ever since. I love a good story, and hope to bring many good stories to readers for many years to come.
Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.
Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.
Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)
I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.
We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.