why finish a story when i could start three more

I'll see you starside, everyone. Through rain, shine, or clouds, and no matter what it takes...I'll carry you there if necessary.

"What we wish, we readily believe, and what we ourselves think, we imagine others think also." -Julius Caesar. TCP Discord is available. Please send a DM!

Anime is Japan's revenge for Hiroshima

"I am the epitome of an overdose. Living with retradily amounts of happiness and barely mentally functioning."

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

You can't give up your laughter 'cause you're scared of a little pain; rainbows won't up the sky unless you let it rain. —Autumn Blaze

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Мій дорогий друг Артем, якого більше немає з нами, але який ніколи не буде забутий. 2000-2022

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I am the most adorable dragon slayer in existance.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

S C O R N

Ah shit, here we go again.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I am the lucid dream

English geek, yep, that's me. I just want to spead joy with my stories and make people smileand I'm only just realising how cheesy this sounds. Meh.

I like a variety of stories, but I enjoy crossovers the most (not counting displaced). As such, I'm only doing crossover stories right now.

You'll Never See Me Comin'!

I'm just a polish guy trying to get some followers on an American website. Mostly anthro, mature (for safety measures) crossovers, any questions? My nickname explains it all.

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

Lets just write some damn stories.

Si vis pacem para bellum

"Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good." Romans 12:21

Chronic nicotine addiction and drug use are my whole schtick.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Writer with some good idea, bad ideas and WTF ideas. Twitter: @sonnie543

Well, it was worth a shot...

I exist