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I...I am a monument to all your sins...

An aspiring writer who grew strong with the help of fellow fans of MLP.

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

My only aim, is to entertain!

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

Nanolathing stories, one letter at a time.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

I've seen some things, man, and some stuff... I wouldn't recommend it. Count:2121

"The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal."

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

Amateurish fan fiction writer looking to expand to a greater audience beyond FF.net and mostly reposting my stories from there. Hope you enjoy them!

Occasionally, I get the urge to write about candy-colored mini-horses.

You can't give up your laughter 'cause you're scared of a little pain; rainbows won't up the sky unless you let it rain. —Autumn Blaze

Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

"Hi! I'm Nugget, and I'm your friend to the end. Haydeeho! Ha ha ha!"

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I write almost solely M/F and F/F vanilla sex. So if that's what you're looking for, congratulations: you found it.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Amateur writer and critic.

Too much to write; too little time

Retired, but I still check in.