"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (the recently revived fetish-powered zombie resurected by the power of the mighty Model M), having run out of porn containing his specific fetishes.

Author, Mystery Maker, Antique Machine Restorer!

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

*//Incorrect_Life_Choices;>"Execute:File"{Consider-Readjustment}.exe;<[Input%Horse_Words]\\*

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

Only the most refined fan-fiction for the sophisticated reader.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Too much to write; too little time

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.

Part time writer, full time ded

Just another semi-successful clop writer

Half of everything is luck, James.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Something-something horse narrations.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

I take bad ideas way too seriously.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."